Chocolate File

... Any religion that rejects chocolate worships a false god.
... Chocoholic:  Blood Type M&M Positive!
... Chocolate, champagne, a large waterbed, and thou...
... Chocolate cures all.
... Chocolate is self-consecrating.
... Chocolate is serious business!
... Chocolate not found: (C)ry (W)himper (D)espair?
... Dark chocolate at the North; milk chocolate at the West!
... I love a woman with chocolate on her breath.
... I have a chocolate chip in MY computer.
... It's Saturday?  Are you alive or did they drown you in Hershey's?
... Lead me not into temptation...unless it's chocolate!!!
... New and Improved...Now in chocolate and leather flavors.
... No no no, chocolate goes in the East.  Massage oil goes in the West!
... Only one thing can top good sex:  Chocolate sauce.
... Philosophy is just a set of rules for people without chocolate!
... Rule 5: Everyone must buy the moderator chocolate.
... Take with sufficient quantity of chocolate.
... This is your brain. THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON CHOCOLATE!
... Unless it affects the price of chocolate, it has no bearing on my life.
... Upload some chocolate and nobody gets hurt!
... What's my blood type?  ...Hershey's!
... Wrappers are futile.  Chocolate will be assimilated.