SOME RELIGIOUS HUMOR


(In honor of Midsummers)

THE RULE OF THUMB FOR COVENS

One witch = one coven
Two witches = one coven newsletter
Three witches = two covens

NEW AGE

What's the difference between witchcraft and the New Age Movement?

A decimal point.

(Don't get it?  Witchcraft classes are supposed to be free.  New Age materials
are anything but!)

LIGHTBULBS

How many pagans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None.  Pagans don't believe in interfering and the lightbulb would have to take
responsibility for changing itself.

THE FLIGHT TO EGYPT

A small boy in Sunday School was asked to draw a picture of something he'd
learned in church.  He painstakingly drew a simple airplane -- fuselage, wings,
propellor, and three circles on top for heads: a big circle, a little circle,
and another big one.

The teacher asked what he'd drawn.  "This is the flight to Egypt," he replied.

Amused, the teacher asked about the circles:  "And who are the three people?"

"Well," the boy said, "It's Mary and the Baby, plus Pontius, the Pilot."

THE FLIGHT FROM EGYPT

The same little boy came back from Sunday School and was asked by his mother
what they'd studied that morning.

"It was a great war story," he told his mother, "about Moses and the escape of
the Children of Israel from Egypt.  Pharaoh sent his entire army after them,
with tanks and cannons and machine guns.  When the Israelites got to the Red
Sea, Moses sent his engineers out to build a pontoon bridge all the way across
the sea.  Then, after the Israelites got over, he had his sappers put landmines
all along the bridge.  Then, when Pharaoh's army got halfway across the sea,
Moses pushed down the detonator and blew up all of Pharaoh's tanks."

"Now, Johnny!" his mother said, "they didn't really teach you that in Sunday
School did they?"

"Nah," he said, "but you wouldn't believe the cock-and- bull story they did
tell us!"

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