FOR SALE: "THE SINISTER STICK 2000"

Billed as the witch mover of the nineties, the Sinister Stick 2000 is 
unparalleled in the history of the craft.

Powered by two ROLLS ROYCE NL238QE jet engines, generating 80,000 pounds thrust 
(with afterburners), the Sinister Stick 2000 seats thirteen in absolute comfort
whilst cruising at Mach 12.

FEATURES:
* Cruising range: 15,000 km at Mach 12.

* Cruising altitude: 150 feet.

* Airline style seats with stretch-fit lycra 'G' suits complete with pointy 
helmets.

* Heads up visualization display, interlinked with air search and ground search
   Doppler radars.

* State of the art Auto-Witch.

* Dual port and starboard chaff and IR flare ejectors (for those flights through
   hostile airspace.)

* Wicker picnic basket.

OPTIONAL EXTRAS:
* AM/FM radio/CD player.

* Air conditioning.

* Ejector seats.

* 400 watt nose mounted blighting ray.

* Dual underslung 20mm Vulcan cannons (for those really, really wicked witches.)

PRICE: Negotiable.