Book of Jupiter                                                  


PLANETARY DESTRUCTION. COMING SOON. TO YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD. THE RIGHTEOUS END AND 
FINAL DESTRUCTION OF THE EVIL BABY BOOMERS, AND THE BLOOMING OF THE CYBERGARDEN.

REFLECTIONS UPON THE UPCOMING JUPITER EVENT.

According to the Protrepticus, a lost work of Aristotle, the end of the world 
will come by fire during the summer solstice.  Around July 18, twenty-one 
cometery planetoids will impact the planet Jupiter, which will set off an 
ablative thermonuclear blast, that will eject a new earth-sized planet from 
massive Jove.  As happened once before, and documented by Immanuel Velikovsky, 
this planet will wander through the solar system until it crosses earth orbit, 
where the gravitational perturbations will shift the poles, and it will impart
large masses of Jovian methane to the earth, igniting portions of the 
atmosphere, just as happened forty thousand years ago at the end of the 
Atlantean civilization.  Thus the evil Boomers, the most selfish and greedy 
generation the earth has ever seen, will perish in fire, as has been foretold in 
every holy tradition for ten thousand years.

This is a tale from a future bible describing that great conflagration, which 
will only consume evil Boomers and greedy Reaganites, passing by the meek and 
the just, as the Angel of Death passed over the children of Isreal.

                    Jim Mooney  - Formerly Archdeacon
                    of the Sect of the Holy Automobile of the
                    American Church of Pentecostal Capitalism


                    The Books of Jupiter
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Book One
In The beginning - Cosmosgenesis:

1:1  Deep in the night of Time mighty Jupiter spun millenially, sleeping within 
his dark and stygian soul, chaotic swirling, many-colored, many-banded, 
dreaming, as his All-Seeing Red Eye paced the Heavens.

1:2  Then Jupiter awoke, and said, "I must take me a wife."  And behold, his 
great Eye pierced the starry darkness and there was Gaia, sweet Earth, she of 
the blue mantle and green countenance.

1:3  And great Jupiter sent forth from his Eye and they became one and their 
children multiplied upon the earth.

1:4  And great Jupiter saw this and was pleased, and again he slumbered.


Book Two
In the Garden of Gaia:

2:1  And Gaia tended her garden and created every beautiful Creature on the 
earth and in the sky and under the seas -- a million million colorful thrumming 
lives.  Then she created men and men spread across the garden Earth.

2:2  But then a terrible sickness arose in the race of men, and it spread and 
they became insane and evil.  They oppressed their brothers, who were multi-
colored as their banded Father Jupiter. They murdered and enslaved and tormented 
many, sitting upon their necks and eating of their substance, until the many 
cried out to their mother Gaia, who wept.

2:3  Then this evil cancerous tribe of soul-diseased men became like vermin in 
the earth, digging into her skin, befouling her air, poisoning her water, and 
persecuting her other children.

2:4  Then they began to kill and destroy all the beautiful creatures she had 
created over millions of years.  And the Rainbow Tribes cried out, and all the 
oppressed and starved humans cried out, and the Earth itself cried out, but the 
cancerous tribe of vermin did yet more evil.  And because they could destroy 
what was builded and befoul what was pure, they thought themselves Masters of 
All Creation.

2:5  And this evil tribe was called Rich Whiteman, and later was called The 
Boomers, or the Greedy Reaganites.

2:6  And the Boomers would not relent of their evil, but did yet more.

2:7  And they found themselves a great, dark hero, sometimes called the 
Antichrist, and sometimes called the Reagan.  And his cheifest anti-prophet of 
Hellish Greed, the Rush.

2:8  And they swelled and bloated in their Greed and their Arrogance.

2:9  And the earth wept and the children of men suffered under the yoke of the 
tiny but infinitely evil tribe of Rich Whiteman, also called Boomers and Greedy 
Reaganites.

Book Three
Judgement:

3:1  Across the Gulfs of Space, mighty Jupiter awoke and heard the cries of his 
oppressed children, and of his one mate, Gaia, she of the blue mantle and green 
countenance.  Of mother Gaia, sorely wounded by the burrowing and filth-emitting 
greed of Reaganite Boomers.

3:1  And Father Jupiter said, "I will cleanse the Earth of this filth and this 
abomination.  And this evil tribe shall be no more."

3:2  And he called to him his twenty-one angels, and he the oldest and cheifest 
among them, making twenty-two.

3:3  And twenty-two is the number of the Arcana of the Holy Taro, which numbers 
the paths on the Tree of Eternal Life, which leads to the Unseen God.  And each 
number is a person and a quality.  And each Angel is also allied with an Old God 
of Earth or the qualities of its path.  But there is a twenty-third angel, which 
has no Old God, because this Angel heralds He Who Is Yet to Come.

3:4  And the names and the properties of his angels were this:

  The Angel of the Void:
  The Fool - the Nothing that is All. The youngest in innocence, the
  spirit of adventure, with the invincibility and clear eye of the child. 
  Embarker.
  Dionysius -- Traveller on the path to the Most High.


  The First Angel:
  The Magician - The name of beginning Power, the thought which   begins the 
  ordering of the five elements. Coyote the Trickster. Hermes -- Teacher, guide 
  of souls, Mentor to Dionysius.

  The Second Angel:
  The High Priestess -  she of hidden knowledge and lunar mystery, of
  which little should be said.
  Persephone -- The Celestial Mother

  The Third Angel:
  The Empress - Sister to Gaia, joy upon the earth, mother of the
  bounty of sex and richness of creation.
  Demeter -- The Earthly Mother.

  The Fourth Angel:
  The Emperor - Father of Form, the lawgiver. The stern judge.
  Zeus -- The Earthly Father.
  The Fifth Angel:
  The Antar, or The Heirophant:
  The teacher of great truths; revealer of what is hidden.
  Chiron -- The Celestial Father.

  The Sixth Angel:
  The Lover of Lovers - The two in one, the re-union of the soul.
  Aphrodite -- Love and Choice.

  The Seventh Angel:
  The Charioteer - First Hero, who travels without that he may travel
  within.  Who battles the forces of injustice.
  Ares -- war, conflict, and the struggle of overcoming.

  The Eighth Angel:
  The Strong One - Controller of the power of the Beast through
  spiritual force.
  Cyrene/Herackles -- Fortitude, courage, struggle with passion.

  The Ninth Angel:
  The Searcher or The Hermit - He who lights the lamp of wisdom to
  tread the spiritual path.
  Kronus -- Time, patience, prudence, meditation.

  The Tenth Angel:
  And this angel is the Ancient One, old Jupiter himself.
  Of whom more will be said.

  The Eleventh Angel: The Angel of Justice - Daughter of the
  Lord of Truth. Ruler of the static balance. The
  Preparer for the Judgement.
  Athene -- Impartial resolve, clear thinking, balanced mind.

  The Twelvth Angel:
  The Hanged Angel - He who is crucified by his own joy. The
  Upside-Down One. The fool descended into the underworld.  The
  Turning Point of the Hidden.
  Odin -- as he hangs on the tree Ygdrassil.

  The Thirteenth Angel:
  And this is the First Death - Before which no rebirth is possible.
  The death of the Fool. The end of arrogance prior to Rebirth.
  Hades - Lord of the Underworld.

  The Fourteenth Angel:
  The Angel of Temperance - Balanced energy, the Mystic flux and
  reflux.  The initator, which baptises with the waters of life.
  Iris -- A well mixed and balanced Heart. The spirit of cooperation.

  The Fifteenth Angel:
  The Devil, Old Nick, Satan Metrakules.  Master
  of matter and bindings.  The Joy of Too Much, but also servant of
  the Most High in the world of Man.
  Pan Satyrus -- Purgation of worldliness, facing one's own Shadow.

  The Sixteenth Angel:
  The Tower of Destruction - He who lays low the mighty and breaks
  arrogance upon his sword.
  The Lightning of Jove, the harrowing of Hell, reborn in the Divine
  Fire.

  The Seventeenth Angel:
  The Star - She upon whom man wishes for hidden gifts.
  Isis -- Hope, inspiration, reawakening, remembrance of past lives
  in the pool of memory.

  The Eighteenth Angel:
  The Moon - Mistress of change and hidden thoughts.  The cycles of
  rebirth.  The shadow realm of many voices.
  Artemis/Demeter/Hecate -- sleep, unconscious, uncertainty,
  fluctation, change.

  The Nineteenth Angel:
  Angel of the Solar Furnace - The burning fire of cleanliness and
  purity. The final birth.  Man made whole.
  Apollo -- Splendor and Triumph. Warmth, light, directness,
  perception.

  The Twentieth Angel:
  The Angel of Judgement -  And our fiercest judge shall be
  ourselves.  Before Death comes Judgement, and after Death, Rebirth.
  The Final Hermes -- who guides the Fool from the Underworld toward
  new Life.

  The Twenty-First Angel:
  The Universal Angel - who shows the completion of all things in
  this cycle of the world.  The final blending of mind and matter,
  spirit and soul, love and action.  That which was builded of Earth,
  Air, Fire, Water, and Spirit.
  Success, completion, and reward.  It is finished.

And finally, Father Jupiter, Fortuna, the tenth angel, whose secret name is the 
Spinning Wheel of Time, and who turns man inward to meet his Fate. He who sends 
Unavoidable Change to men from out of the depths of Mystery.

3:5  And mighty Jupiter called his Angels and they plunged, one by one, into his 
heart, and such a great conflagration was not seen since the borning of the Sun.

3:5  And the God Jupiter died.  And he hung upon the Tree of Eternal Life for 
nine long days and deep in his black soul the Unseen worked.

3:6  And on the tenth day, Jupiter's All Seeing Eye blazed forth and he rose 
from the dead.

3:8  And a new idea was formed in his heart, and he sent forth his new Child, 
called the Wanderer, the Destroyer, the Second Death, he who is the twenty-third 
Angel. And his name is Aeon, and he is the Separator of the New Path, to bring 
on a New Age, and is herald of the New God. And he was a creature of planetary 
size and heft.


Book Four
The End and the Beginning:

4:1  And the Wanderer travelled the lanes of Space to Holy Gaia, his foster 
mother, and thereupon cleansed the Earth of the verminous tribe of Rich 
Whitemen, also known as Boomers and Greedy Reaganites.

4:2  And he smote the Boomers and Reaganites, the tribe of Rich Whitemen, with 
flames and the sword and they perished and disappeared beneath the Earth, rock-
swallowed, never to be seen again.

4:3  And the booted heel was lifted from the neck of all the other tribes and 
generations of the earth.  And the Rainbow Tribes, and those who had been 
divided and conquered, and the black man, and the yellow man, and the red man, 
and the poor man, and all the younger Generations, from Cyberpunk to Rocker, 
from Rapper to Raver to Slacker, and all the oppressed women and little 
children, who had been abused and degraded and starved and impoverished and 
tormented and beaten and humiliated and enslaved, and all of them who had been
mistreated by Rich Whiteman, Greedy Reaganite, and Selfish Boomer; they all 
rejoiced.

4:4  And the good children of Gaia, now free of Rich Whiteman and Selfish Boomer 
and Greedy Reaganite, raised a great Shout of Freedom such as was never before 
heard under Heaven.

4:5  For the Boomers were dead, and dead and gone their evil cheif, the 
Reaganmonster, and nowhere was Rich Whiteman seen.  And the names of Rich 
Whiteman, and of Greedy Reaganite, were a curse upon the lips of the younger 
generations of the earth.

4:6  But they were soon forgotten, as Gaia sent her worms to dismember what was 
left of the Selfish Boomers, Greedy Reaganites, and Rich Whitemen.  Yea, to even 
eat of their Bags of Money, and all their dubious and fraudulent financial 
paper.  And not an IRA or a CD or a Money Market, or a Stock or a Bond or Future 
or A Hedge or any other Derivative Leveraged Instrument, was left upon the good 
clean Earth.

4:7  And men and women tended the Earth and indulged in good sex and fine food 
and psychedelic drugs and gentle speech and athletic contests.  And some builded 
cyber-machines and some tended gardens and some thought long thoughts and some 
watched as the Wanderer, their benefactor, receded into the heavens, there to 
station himself on the other side of the Sun, as a New Earth under a New Heaven,
waiting for another Cosmic Day.  For life is but a day and a night.

4:8  But no man oppressed his brother, or no woman her sister. Nor did they 
afflict the Earth.  But the subhuman Cancer of Rich Whiteman, Selfish Boomer, 
and Reaganite Theif was forgotten from the minds of decent Human Beings.

4:9  And not a republican was seen upon the earth.

5:0  And there arose a great prophet among them, who said, "Behold, the Rich 
Whiteman and his evil inspirer, the Reaganmonster, are gone from among you.  And 
the Selfish Boomer rots beneath the Earth.  And before you are all manner of 
magical and beautiful and good things. And the Earth is full and you may feel of 
its Treasures, but do not despoil them or harm your brothers or your sisters."

And finally, the Great Prophet stood upon the highest mountain and spoke to the 
peoples of Earth, assembled, through global nets and satellite uplinks, and 
spoke this mighty phrase:

                 "Let The Good Times Roll!"

And so it was.

5:1  And Mighty Jupiter Slept.

THIS BE THE END OF THE FIRST PART OF THE BOOKS OF JUPITER AND THE TRUE BEGINNING 
OF THE AGE OF AQUARIUS, AND THE END OF THE PISCEAN AGE AND OF ALL THINGS 
CHRISTIAN.

JUPITER, MIGHTY JUPITER IS RISEN, AND HIS CHILDREN REJOICE.

BUT THE NEW GOD IS YET TO COME.